2,060 price-transparent longevity clinics across 33 countries — and the care team that tells you what to do next, and books it.
Three gates. Not one of them is medical.
It exists — in another country, at a fraction of the price.
A checkup is €1,200 in Berlin, €145 in Prague. Nobody publishes that.
Knowing what to test is a $10K–$100K a year relationship.
Frontier models now do the work concierge medicine bills six figures for.
People ask an assistant, not a search box. They found us unprompted.
One clinic at a time. Real treatments, real prices, checked before it publishes.
A scraper can’t do that. A call centre can’t do it two thousand times.
Of 40 treatments priced against Germany, 34 are at least 30% cheaper abroad.
Clinics compete inside a city, never across borders.
Every clinic we ingest makes the next one agree to be priced.
Not training crawls — models pulling the page while they answer a user.
We sit at position 70–97. On Bing, where we rank, the same pages convert 5× better.
3,051 outbound clicks all-time. Two clinics pay us; the rest book outside our accounting.
Share of the network we can charge forSupply and demand first. Wiring the take-rate is item one in this round.
Every clinic worth going to, with a real price, on one map.
Your record, portable across borders. Results flow back in automatically.
Not a chatbot. A standing team that holds your goal and names the next step.
Real lab PDFs in, structured panels out — provenance back to the line.
A safety layer argues you out of tests you don’t need.
A local-first macOS app today. Hosting it is what this round buys.
The founder’s own last six months, drawn as a product.
Sleep, a symptom, a VO₂ max target.
The narrowest test that answers the open question.
Priced across 33 countries. Locally, or abroad when the gap is 80%.
Because the clinic is a partner, not a link.
The team reassesses and goes narrower.
Blood panel → one narrower question → an immunology referral.
Carrying results back by hand is what this round automates.
10% on the bookings we drive. Two partners today.
Priority in the index. Revenue that doesn’t wait on a booking.
Your health team, yearly. Function charges $365; concierge, $10K+.
What care costs, worldwide. Free to assistants. Not to insurers.
$85B crosses borders every year, 12–18% CAGR. There is no Booking.com.
Function $2.5B, Neko $1.8B, Prenuvo ~$100M revenue — each a single-country silo.
Switching cost grows with every data point in the record.
Three climate-tech startups — Nul (acquired 2022), RainforestLand, Ivy Protocol. $1.1M+ raised, ten years building software.
Runs a 2,060-clinic marketplace solo, on the AI-agent operation the product is made of.
Turns the desktop health team into a hosted product with booking.
Converts 2,060 listed clinics into contracted partners on a take-rate.
Every outbound click becomes an accounted booking.
Off the founder’s laptop, into the hands of the people already arriving.
The loop closed. From there the record compounds.